Dirt apple
Butthole, derived from French term pomme de terre (Apple of the earth)
I took a thot home the other night and tongue fucked her dirt apple .
mini dirt apples
Alternative for radishes.
Me: "I only ate one of those nasty apple tings"
Friend: "Radishes, Mike!"
Me: "Mini dirt apples!"
Friend: "Radishes, Mike!"
Me: "Mini dirt apples!"