dirtbaguette

The female version of a dirtbag. A dirtbaguette, unlike typical women refuses to shower even after realising that dandruff is accumulating on her hair. A dirtbaguette bathes only occasionally, and common traits of a typical dirtbaguette are coarse hair, untrimmed greasy fingernails and most obviously, a face which is rarely exfoliated or made-up. A dirtbaguette, despite the horrendous first impression, are usually comical and friendly. The things to look out for, though, are bad breath and extremely oily skin.