Dirt Curt
What Dirty Curt writes on a sock for the college suite door when having a classy woman stay the night at his humble abode.
Sam: Dude, I gotta grab something from the room.
Sam: Shit man, I can't. Dirt Curt is on the door, he's fuckin' some bitch.
Jake: Hey... She's a classy broad.
Sam: Shit man, I can't. Dirt Curt is on the door, he's fuckin' some bitch.
Jake: Hey... She's a classy broad.