dirt floor poor
Dort floor poor means so poor that you can't have anything nicer than a dirt floor. Usually someone who is dirt floor poor lives in a cinderblock house with a roof that has at least 6 holes in it. No glass in the windows.
That girl is perfect for me. She's dirt floor poor. Her clothes are already falling off and since I'm regular poor she thinks I live like a king. Just like the way a woman should be.