Dirt Lamb
An energy drink, made popular by Andy Milonaukis. Drinking Dirt Lamb may make you smart, or it may make you stoopid.
"Dirt Lamb makes you smart!"
"Dirt Lamb makes you stoopid!"
"The capitol of South Dakota is Bismark!" (hiss)
"Dirt Lamb makes you stoopid!"
"The capitol of South Dakota is Bismark!" (hiss)