dirt on a flower

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'

Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.

Dirt Flower

A cat's poop residued arsehole.

"I would never own a cat because I don't want to have to stare at it's dirt flower all day."

dirt flower

A cat's anus. Can also be used for a human's anus. So called because the poo crusted anus of a cat looks like a dirty flower.

"tell that cat to get it's dirt flower off my couch"

俚语	dirt on a flower
释义	dirt on a flower The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.' Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston. Dirt Flower A cat's poop residued arsehole. "I would never own a cat because I don't want to have to stare at it's dirt flower all day." dirt flower A cat's anus. Can also be used for a human's anus. So called because the poo crusted anus of a cat looks like a dirty flower. "tell that cat to get it's dirt flower off my couch"
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