Dirtstal
When a one night stand bails on you without putting out in the morning. She said she's late for work and has to go quickly, but not before dropping a dirty deauce in your bathroom.
Adam: Matt are you fucking kidding me!!
Matt: Uh!!
Adam: This chick took a nasty shit in my bathroom before she left, it smells soooo bad!!
Matt: Hahahahahaha.. Well did you get laid before that?
Adam: Hell No!! Its stinks so bad I can't cover it up with my own shit!!
Matt: She pulled a Dirtstal on you!
Matt: Uh!!
Adam: This chick took a nasty shit in my bathroom before she left, it smells soooo bad!!
Matt: Hahahahahaha.. Well did you get laid before that?
Adam: Hell No!! Its stinks so bad I can't cover it up with my own shit!!
Matt: She pulled a Dirtstal on you!