Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.

**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.

俚语	alarm clock pizza
释义	Alarm Clock Pizza When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock. Knock Knock Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night? Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app. Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night. Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.
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