alarm cock
When you wake a girl by poking her with a hard cock.
Kelly: Why do you look so tired?
Erica: Sam's alarm cock woke me up early.
Erica: Sam's alarm cock woke me up early.
alarm cock
Also see: Dirt Rooster
When a male wakes up his partner in the morning by ramming them in the rear with his cock and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Beyotch!"
Does not work so well on a sleeper with an unusually loose anus, in which case they will continue to sleep like a baby....well...a baby with a loose anus anyway.
Warning: Repeated use may invoke adverse reactions from sleeper; including but not limited to; a bat over the head followed by an emphatic "Cock-A-Doodle-Don't MuthaFucka!"
When a male wakes up his partner in the morning by ramming them in the rear with his cock and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Beyotch!"
Does not work so well on a sleeper with an unusually loose anus, in which case they will continue to sleep like a baby....well...a baby with a loose anus anyway.
Warning: Repeated use may invoke adverse reactions from sleeper; including but not limited to; a bat over the head followed by an emphatic "Cock-A-Doodle-Don't MuthaFucka!"
"That bitch kept hitting the snooze button, so I had to wake her up with the Alarm Cock!"
alarm cock
when your lover indicates he wants to have sex by waking you up by pressing his boner into your body in the middle of the night
"You look tired girlfriend!"
"Yeah, the alarm cock went off like three times last night!"
"High five sistah!"
"Yeah, the alarm cock went off like three times last night!"
"High five sistah!"
alarm cock
alarm cock is when one is awoken from sleep by recieving head. usually the male beig awoken by a female but both cases are common and enjoyable!
timmy "shit dude my girl woke me up at like 6 this morning!"
pettie "what a bitch"
timmy "yeah but it was alarm cock so it was bless"
pettie "what a bitch"
timmy "yeah but it was alarm cock so it was bless"
alarm cock
your wife/girlfriend/booty call asks you to wake her up the next morning (or you decide it's time for her to get up), and when the time comes you silently perch over her, masturbating furiously until you bust in her face. also known as the wank-up call.
jason, when you kick that bitch out tomorrow morning, wake her up with your alarm cock.
alarm cock
when you get such hard morning wood that it instantly awakens you from a deep sleep
that sex dream i had last night was so hot, unfortunately it was cut short by my alarm cock right before I was able to cum in Betty White's tight asshole.
alarm cocking
(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.
Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.
Woman: (gags)
Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!
Woman: (gags)
Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!