Dirty Bailey

A hard beverage made with Coffee, Alcohol, and drunk sex cum.

When you get a world record speedrun on Gta5 100% while beating your dick to a sexy nerd named Liam, gargle 3 day old warm cum, do a handstand and projectile shit into the air and spit the cum out of your mouth, catch it in the cup, then catch the shit in your mouth and swallow it as fast as you can, put on a g string and run to the kitchen, fill a cup with milo and pour the 3 day old warm cum into the cup of milo and down that then jump up and down until you inevitably throw up then write 69 digits of pi on the wall in under 24.5 seconds all while getting a tattoo of your mothers face on the head of your penis

Where you pull the pork so much that you get a major orgasm and then ejaculate into the bbq sause that's you then give to your mum as a special treat

a person who loves getting dick up the butthole. they enjoy boys named ethan and gabe. there favorite is when the the boys ejaculate in the butthole.