Dirty Barend
The sexual act of intercourse while submerged in a kiddie pool filled with vodka and jelly babies.
I created a new STD doing the Dirty Barend.
Dirty Barend
The act of crying, drinking and masturbating to your ex-girlfriend's Dear Johnny letter because you enjoy the emotional pain.
A: So what did you do last night?
B: I did a Dirty Barend.
A: Sick
B: I did a Dirty Barend.
A: Sick