Alart
The alert before farting.
Consider this your alart – I just ate Taco Bell.
Related to shart.
Related to shart.
Alart
n. When someone farts to heed warning. See also; v. alarting
When John thought there was a spider in bed he alarted me to the situation.
False alart
When you think you have to shit but it turns out just to be a fart.
Nothing came out but gas, false alart!