Dirty Bean
When a guy has sex with a girl and sticks his whole shaft in her including his balls and makes her wetter than a waterfall
Holy shit dude I dirty beaned that bitch
dirty bean
this happens when a person sticks their penis in a can of bean dip and makes a girl suck it off
dylan-"hey did you get that dirty bean last night??"
jon-"hell yeah"
jon-"hell yeah"
dirty bean
Due to a specific young man's geneology ,it has become neccessary to refer to him as a Bean , rather than a Beaner. This is due in part to his mother's hispanic heritage, and his father's lack-ther-of.
1~Friend: "Hey Bean, why don't you run track?"
2~Bean: "I'm not a fucking mexican!"
1~Friend: "Did you see Farris' car"
2~Other Guy:"Yeah man, it didn't have any hubcaps!"
3~Bean(as he walks up to join the conversation): "Hey guys, wanna buy some hubcaps?"
1~Friend: "Where'd you get those?!"
3~Bean: "Oh these? These are what I call the punishment for cheating on my best girl!"
2~Other guy: "Damn you! Dirty Bean!"
2~Bean: "I'm not a fucking mexican!"
1~Friend: "Did you see Farris' car"
2~Other Guy:"Yeah man, it didn't have any hubcaps!"
3~Bean(as he walks up to join the conversation): "Hey guys, wanna buy some hubcaps?"
1~Friend: "Where'd you get those?!"
3~Bean: "Oh these? These are what I call the punishment for cheating on my best girl!"
2~Other guy: "Damn you! Dirty Bean!"
dirty beans
Combination of "dirty" as in "dirty secret", and "beans" as in "spill the beans". As in share with us your secret.
Girl: "Honestly though, looking back, I think I can say I'm happy with what I did."
Boy: "Well, then you have done as good as you can for a first pass - no regrets."
Girl: "Hey, I didn't say there are no regrets. There are several."
Boy: "ooo dirty beans"
Boy: "Well, then you have done as good as you can for a first pass - no regrets."
Girl: "Hey, I didn't say there are no regrets. There are several."
Boy: "ooo dirty beans"
Dirty Bean Water
Another word for coffee, made popular by Jacksepticeye.
"Now your dirty bean water is warm and ready!"
dirty bean juice
Coffee
Dirty bean juice gets you stoked in the am.
Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito
The act of a mexican and a white guy performing disturbing, disgusting, vulgar and raunchy activities within a sleeping bag.
EX.
Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags
Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags