Dirty Belasco
When you pick up a whore down at the tavern, take her home, then realize your having a herpes flare-up, & your out of condoms, so u grab a sandwich bag, a gum band, some crisco, & make do.
I picked up a slut at the legion last night, but didn't have no weiner wrappers, so i did the Dirty Belasco, & hitter in the shitter !