DIRTY BOTTLES

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when two people are having sex the male gets an empty pop bottle and puts it on his dick (if it fits). Then he dumps big loads of sperm into the bottle until its full ( if you cant fill the whole thing add some water or milk).Then you add salt and viniger and quickly close the bottle. Aim it at the females tits and it will explode and she will be covered in sperm. that is how u do the Dirty bottle

When you ejaculate in a water bottle and shake it up so it’s not visible. Then give it to a friend to drink.

When you cum in an exactly four month old milk bottle then you let it ferment for another four months, and make a smoothie with it, and give it to your friends.