dirty brayton
When a girl wants a dog so you take her to the dog kennel and find one but while she is looking you take a poodle and start going at it with the dog kennel person in a threesome and throw in a boof. Then when you cum add a little Frank’s red hot sauce to the jizz and have the poodle lick it up then go back to your girlfriend and put the rest of the hot sauce in her vag and eat it out.
Yo dude I tried getting a dog but it ended up with a dirty brayton at the dog park