Dirty Brillo
A hairy female vagina that was ineptly cleaned post sex. The clinging array of cum and love juices dried in the pussy hair resemble a dirty, used kitchen sink Brillo pad that was used to clean up scrambled egg remnants from a frying pan.
David picked a local prostitute on the way home from work. Wasting no time to get his $10 dollars worth, he pulled her panties down but realized she was sporting a Dirty Brillo and settled for a hummer instead.