Dirty Calum
When a lad from the north east of England slaps his cock against a lamppost
Awh man I got so drunk last night, I started doing a dirty Calum
Dirty Calum
The one mate who cheats on his misses with a girl he’s just met
Fuck you’ve pulled a dirty calum now
dirty calum
dirty calum
dirty calum! dirty?
dirty calum
a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later
im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!
dirty calum
when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow
last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum