dirty cam
when you give someone a really tight hug while drenched in pee
Me: Oh hey man! Do you want a dirty cam?
You: get the FUCK away from ME
You: get the FUCK away from ME
Dirty Cam
The act of shitting in a plastic bag at work and taking it home and rubbing it all over your spouse as foreplay
Oh my gosh my husband drove all day and still had time to give me a dirty cam when he got home