Dirty Carpet
When a man shits on a women's pubic hair, and then fucks here in the vagina.
"That guy just gave me a dirty carpet!!!
Dirty Carpet Syndrome
General everyday hygiene required before having sex.
...she had Dirty Carpet Syndrome. When she gets out of the shower I'm going to tap that and go home.
She was fucking fine but had a bad case of Dirty Carpet Syndrome.
She was fucking fine but had a bad case of Dirty Carpet Syndrome.
dirty carpets in a big law firm
(NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.
Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.
Dirty Carpet
Verb; The Act of rolling shit under ones Vagina
I just Gave my girlfriend a dirty Dirty carpet.