dirty cormac

To keep your underpants on for 38 days then lightly tap the crust 3 times with a table spoon to release your penis, helicopter it and cover your mas mirror in brie

When youre having a bowl of cereal with no thought about it, except when you bring the spoon to your mouth, you see it is moving. Oops, you accidentally poured horse sperm instead of milk. But you still keep on eating your cereal, whilst starring into the eyes of your cousin. As they aproach you, get into some hot steamy sex, when youre eating her out, you spit, accidentally getting her pregnant with horse semen. and Bam you can finally have human-horse hybrid child with your morbidly obese cousin.