Dirty Cushion
When a bare-assed man, who gets a blowjob from a female, leaves skid marks on the girls couch, then flips it over to cover the scene of the crime.
Guy 1 : Dude I was at Claires house last night, and got a blowjob on her couch....
Guy 2 : yeah....
Guy 1 : I did the Dirty Cushion and booked it out of there.
Guy 2 : yeah....
Guy 1 : I did the Dirty Cushion and booked it out of there.
dirty couch cushion
when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito
i gave erica a dirty couch cushion last week, my anus hurts like shit.