dirty dionysos
A really cool guy, who is like REALLY COOL. Some conspiracy theorists even say he might be Jesus himself because in lore only Dionysos and Jesus could turn water into wine. He also heard to grows and barter great medical marijuana.
I wanted to go to the bar, but I'm broke so Dirty Dionysos poured me some of his "special" water wine, and hooked me up with some of that Greek Green.