Dirty evie

When you meet a girl and she ties your penis into a nuse and hangs your balls in it. Then shits in your both your ears.

When you make that pink stuff by mixing ketchup and mayonnaise and smear it on your boyfriend's bare buttocks, then you eat him out and use his diarrhea as a chip and dip it in the pink sauce then shove it down his throat... forcefully; then you bring your big dildo and lube it up with the pink sauce, then push it feel into his rectum until he begs for more.

A girl who gives a blowjob while have mosquitoes bite her up and down and then fucks her dad

when you cum so hard your toes do a rolley polley into the partners mouth, and then you piss everywhere