Dirty Ewan
When in the gym training a dumbbell falls on your feet leaving you in pain as you bend over to pick it up someone drives a kettle bell up your ass
I went to the gym for a dirty ewan
Dirty Ewan
The act of licking the toilet bowl after a close family friend/related individual finishes after a large shit. Often caught hiding behind the bathroom door and sneaking his way in.
Last night I pulled a dirty ewan, my hot family friend finished and I licked that stuff up.