Dirty Faye

The act of getting fisted by a blind man with his sleeves over his hands in the back of a car. Then proceeding to squirt in his blind eyes and cure his blindness. When he finally see’s you he gives you UCAS points, shits himself and then kicks you out the car and drives away in his shit stained, STD riddled golf.

When you have sexual intercourse whilst tied too a moving car wth your partner chasing the car and slipping his penis into you