Alaskan Horseshoe

This is where you take a shit in the shape of a horseshoe and freeze it. Then you must find that special someone to use it on. When she is ready, you take your frozen feces and put a condom on each end of it. Then you must proceed to enter her anal cavity with one end and her vagina with the other. While in both cavities, you move one end in further than the other and vice-versa.
WARNING: This process must be done quickly to avoid the unfreezing of the feces. Enjoy!