Dirty Gnome
A person who is often maligned for being something that they are not, usually referred in the context of being filthy, scruffy, disorganised, with alleged underhand tactics.
Occasionally used in a competitive setting to express the pressure a person feels
Guy 1: An Archery Champion: “That Archer is a Dirty Gnome”
Used to explain why something unexplainable has happen to them
Guy 2 Xarett: It must have been down to the Dirty Gnome.
Often used by others to explain away their failings and incorrectly proportion blame
Guy 3 Dimitry: “I missed. It must have been because of the Dirty Gnome”
Used when you are not sure if the advice you received is helpful or designed to be off putting
Guy2: “Was that the Dirty Gnome's idea?
Guy 1: An Archery Champion: “That Archer is a Dirty Gnome”
Used to explain why something unexplainable has happen to them
Guy 2 Xarett: It must have been down to the Dirty Gnome.
Often used by others to explain away their failings and incorrectly proportion blame
Guy 3 Dimitry: “I missed. It must have been because of the Dirty Gnome”
Used when you are not sure if the advice you received is helpful or designed to be off putting
Guy2: “Was that the Dirty Gnome's idea?
A Dirty Yard Gnome
A sexual act involving a yard gnome used as both a vaginal and anal dildo. Usually used while a girl is on her period, but to give a true dirty yard gnome the woman has to also have a case of diarrhea.
Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend is into some freaky things.
Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?
Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.
Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?
Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.