dirty gomez

Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.

Contrary to the common belief, a Dirty Gomez actually occurs when a man pulls his member out of a skanks ass and rubs contents which are left over around her eyes in the geometric shape of a circle.

The act of sending a link to a friend that opens a Selena Gomez music video, Very much like being Rick Rolled.

After the Dirty Gomez, The girl who just got shat in the mouth, throws it up into the guys mouth.

A sexual act so heinous, only certain directors of a particular fruit company could be so homosexual to conceive what the Dirty Gomez could be.

To take your dick and soak it shit water, and shove down the female throat and then fuck her in the ass adding a donkey punch in the end.

All the definitions below are completely wrong. A Dirty Gomez is simply when a man removes his penis from his partners ass after anal sex and proceeds to draw a shit moustache on his own face.