Dirty Guilian
The process of catching a toad in order to shove it up a drunk hobo's anus. Usually done at the stroke of midnight after St. Patrick's Day. May include frogs and other amphibians, but this has been the matter of much heated debate since the 17th century.
What did Laoise do after we had our St. Patrick's Day dinner at her parents'?
Her parents said that she pulled a Dirty Guilian on Emer, the hobo at Baker's Street.
Her parents said that she pulled a Dirty Guilian on Emer, the hobo at Baker's Street.