Dirty Hinkley
When you tell everyone at work that you took a jog for lunch when, in actuality, you drove to to McDonalds to eat a Big Mac and then threw water on your faced to simulate sweat.
Q: Why's Bob taking a shower at 1:00 in the afternoon?
A: He's pulling a Dirty Hinkley.
A: He's pulling a Dirty Hinkley.