Dirty Icing
The act of taking a shit on a cake and using it as icing. Then given to one to eat
Is often feed to family dog.
Is often feed to family dog.
Ayy Joe would you like some dirty icing?
dirty ice
icing a girls facing with semen, the frostier the better
Man that cake boss sure dirty iced her.
dirty ice cream
A guy you date once, and they won't stop calling you. They are a good enough catch that you would date them again, but the fact that they are too persistent makes them less desirable like dirt on ice cream.
I had a great date last night, but then he called me 26 times since; he's just like dirty ice cream.
Dirty Ice Packer
A derogatory term for Eskimos.
The word originates from Eskimos making igloos, literally "packing ice or snow".
The word originates from Eskimos making igloos, literally "packing ice or snow".
Bob: See that Eskimo over there?
Sherry: Yeah
Bob: He's a dirty ice packer.
Sherry: Oh you.
Sherry: Yeah
Bob: He's a dirty ice packer.
Sherry: Oh you.
Dirty Ice Cream
Taking something good and making it undesirable, such as putting dirt on ice cream.
I went on a first date with this girl and she was pretty hot and really funny, but half-way through she asked me if I would ever consider asking her to marry me. Talk about dirty ice cream.
dirty ice cube
An illicit sex act in which one party inserts a cube of ice into the anus of the other party. The ice is then thrust further inward with the first party's penis. Local legend suggests this practice originated with the Native Americans.
"Did you hear Lisa broke up with Tom? Yeah, he gave her the ol' dirty ice cube and she hasn't spoken to him since."
Dirty Ice Cream Machine
The sexual act of laying underneath a man's anus, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (poop) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.
"You know Shelby? Yeah, I totally gave her a Dirty Ice Cream Machine last night. She really loves chocolate."