Dirtyism
A totally real religion about being dirty. All you have to do to show your loyalty is to be as dirty as y can at all times, tell unbelievable bad dirty jokes constantly to everyone you know until they hate your guts, and praise your goddess PervertedGirl69 buy with a really cheesy pick up line. Also, do not worry about your sexual preferences or the lack of them, we accept everyone ✌
Pickup line- hey, are you my Wi-Fi? cuz I'm feeling a connection 😜 or: Do you smoke pot? Cuz weed be cute together. Dirtyism