Dirty Jack

When you bust a nut over your limited edition Samsung smart fridge, so your warm cum drips into the ice container, and then you invite your neighbours over to watch a baked bean spin on the floor, and then they grab some ice to cool their assholes off because they have accidentally sat on the baked bean, but instead of rubbing ice on their asses, it’s warm cum, so they all get pregnant and shit out a small African child, even though none of your neighbours are African.

The act of shoving a stuffed squirrel in your dogs ass therefore making him erect and forcing him to bone your sister while you watch and jerk in the corner

The act of getting it on with a girl in a garden, then having her shove a gnome up your ass.

The Act of drinking your friend's pee after he mixes it into a coca cola with his penis

The act of incest when jack h shags his sister up the ass whilst his girlfriend is sat in the corner shoving pineapples up her pussy

Playing jerking off on a cracker with Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi but you lose on purpose.

A Dirty Jack is when a man carves a Jack-o-lantern with its mouth shaped like an O. He fucks the pumpkin this convinces everyone that it’s ectoplasm and not cum.