Dirty Jaromir
When you cut your balls shaving before an event and turn up hours later only to realise you never stopped the blood flow and spend the evening with a stiff upper lip whilst your white chinos are forever ruined.
“Mate, are you ok? You’re literally bleeding all over your trousers”
“Yeah I ended up giving myself a Dirty Jaromir”
“Yeah I ended up giving myself a Dirty Jaromir”