Dirty Jenkins
A wet rag used to clean your butt. Usually designated as a "dirty jenkins" so the rag will not be used elsewhere.
ex1: Oh no, I ran out of toilet paper and my Dirty Jenkins is in the wash.
I brought my Dirty Jenkins to the festival, so I don't have to wait in line to take a shit.
I brought my Dirty Jenkins to the festival, so I don't have to wait in line to take a shit.
dirty bird jenkins
What you name your dog's favorite and dirtiest chew toy. Or, your mom.
Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?
Todd: Did you know I don't care?
Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?
Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.
Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...
Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?
Hannah: Your mom.
Todd: Did you know I don't care?
Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?
Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.
Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...
Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?
Hannah: Your mom.