Dirty Jessica
When a girl gives an over the pants hand job at a party with family and friends present.
Butch totally got a Dirty Jessica at the family Christmas party.
Dirty Jessica
When a girl sleeps with her teacher.
“JESSICA! DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GODDAMN TEACHER?”
“Mr. Wilson?”
“YOU FUCKING DIRTY JESSICA!!”
“Mr. Wilson?”
“YOU FUCKING DIRTY JESSICA!!”
Dirty Jessica
When you are having sex with a girl and two minutes into it she starts to cry and says it hurts.
"So how did it go last night?"
"Oh, she pulled a dirty Jessica on me!"
"Oh, she pulled a dirty Jessica on me!"
dirty jessica
A dirty Jessica is when you actually dropped your phone in the toilet and it lands right next to the poop you just got done pushing out
Oh no my phone is all dirty Jessica now
Or ew you dug out your dirty jessica
Or ew you dug out your dirty jessica
dirty jessica
rough sex with small Willys and hairy fannys after feeding the sheep in the garden
“ oi i’ve just finished with the sheep now let me do a dirty jessica on you, you little welsh gimp”