Dirty Jolene
A gorgeous woman with auburn hair, ivory skin, eyes of emerald green with a voice that sounds like a sweet southern rain. The Dirty Jolene has many admirable qualities such as outspoken, kindhearted and very in tune with her sexuality. This tends to be a politician's and a business man's worst weakness, because her beauty is only eclipsed by her intelligence.
Most politicians and businessmen need a Dirty Jolene in their corner to give the impression that they have a formidable sex life while their wives are not as desirable or as sexually in tune or prone to experiment. These men want a Dirty Jolene to handle their Slim Jim of a meat stick because they are so rare, exotic and erotic. In essence they want what they can't have.
Dirty jolene
The act of shitting in your hands then slapping someone across the side of their face from behind
I just give that guy a dirty jolene