Dirty Josh

The act of having an enormously large unhuman sized shlong

The act of putting Jif peanut butter on your balls and getting your pet armadillo to lick it off after heating the peanut butter to 450 degrees Celsius

A dirty Josh is a man in his early 40s who Actively acts like he’s still a teenager, also tries to be active with teenagers. A dirty Josh does not shower for 3 to 4 weeks (Who knows how he takes care of his foreskin ) also wearing the same clothes, socks, underwear, etc.… He will steal things from you and claim that he was in The Navy special ops division, tent city, a medical doctor, also a Chippendale’s dancer. He lives off his mothers money who lives many states away who usually just orders him pizza. He will eat everything out of your fridge even expired food. The smell that comes off of him is some thing like you wouldn’t believe.

Is when you DM all the D1 baseball players’ little sisters even though they’re underage. Then you finger blast them until it gets weird so you get outta there. Then you follow around the LSU football players and keep drinking corona in the corner of a bar

The literal dirt beneath my feet. Disgusting I hate you josh you stupid little boy. I ate skittles now I’m sick and I’ve been posted on your story and I look like shit

When someone is overweight and has ginger hair covering their bald head

The act of a ginger eating ass