Alaskan Plunger

When a girl (or willing partner) lays on his or her back, you take a dump on his or her chest, then suction a plunger over the crap on her chest, next take a chair with a hole in the seat, and place it over the handle of the plunger (leaving about four inches of handle sticking out of the seat. Lube the handle and slide it into your butthole, and while bouncing up and down, you masturbate, hoping to 'blow your load' onto the willing partner's face and neck.