Alaskan Salt Shaker
Pour salt on a woman's vagina and put her into a cold ice bath then proceed to have sex with her. It will feel like you are having sex with a corpse.
John: When I came home last night the bathroom floor was flooded with cold water and ice, what happened last night?
Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker
Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker