Dirty Lando
A person who dresses up as lando norris (formula 1 driver) whilst fluttering his cape from the Star Wars character Lando Calrissian whilst proceeding to make car noises whilst “flying” his toy millennium falcon into person’s vagina or urethra. He then proceeds to watch the 2021 Russian Grand Prix whilst screaming “NO!” when Lando Norris fucks up.
I met this weird guy yesterday when I went to the McLaren Technology Centre. We went back to his scratty little place. We went to do the devils tango of which he then proceed to do a Dirty Lando. I was unimpressed so I brought my kid over and took off his clothes to which I proceeded to ring the police and label him as a child predator.