Dirty Laurene
The act of popping hemorrhoids and sniffing the tang left on your fingers.
“Man, I need to pull a Dirty Laurene just to feel alive again.”
“She did a Dirty Laurene in the Taco Bell bathroom.”
“She did a Dirty Laurene in the Taco Bell bathroom.”
Dirty Lauren
When you are in the middle of receiving oral or something better, not too long past an argument, and just before you reach your climax , the young lady stops and simply lays there.
“Damn dude I was getting the best head last night when she just fucking stopped”
“She really gave you the dirty Lauren didn’t she?”
“She really gave you the dirty Lauren didn’t she?”
dirty lauren
A dirty Lauren is where you shove a fist full of Vicks lozenges into your urethra to get that morning buzz
There's nothing better than a dirty Lauren in the morning