Dirty Little David

People named David who are shorter than average... aprox. 4'9.5" - 5'1.5"
Known for constantly thinking about watching porn & watches porn every second he can.

'I know 3 short Davids & they're all the same... it's bizarre!' dirty little davids

Gets aroused easily over little things.
Will jerk off anywhere!!
Has been caught jerking in weird places including a kitchen sink.

"Where's David?"

"if he dissappears for too long he's definitely jerking off somewhere..."

Dirty Little David