Dirty Mat
Someone who has the absolute pinnacle of amazing schlongs and will never hurt you and never make you cry. Also fuck you eric
Yo its yuh boi Dirty Mat
Dirty Mat
When a male (typically from Moncton) grabs your ass and proceeds to spin you around like a WWE wrestler. He then proceeds to drink your cum juice that was squirted out when you were spinning.
I performed a Dirty Mat on Edward yesterday.
Dirty mat
Someone who has the absolute pinnacle of amazing schlongs and will never hurt you and never make you cry. Also fuck you eric
It's yuh boi, Dirty mat
Dirty Mats
A fucking Idiot with no Skills. But he has a giant schlong and will make u laugh.
Did u just „Dirty Mats“ her/him?