Dirty Mattie
The act of shoving a cactus up your ass while you cut off blood circulation to you penis.
Damn I can’t sit down after pulling a dirty mattie
Dirty Mattie
Unfriending someone because they "cause unnecessary drama" and "constant chaos" even though they didn't
One of my friends didn't message me back so I'm going to pretend they were toxic and pull a dirty mattie because I can't communicate properly
Dirty Matty
When you’re banging a chick while wearing a black turtle neck
We were hooking up while he was wearing a Dirty Matty
Dirty Matty
When your girl works at subway and gives blowjobs to random dudes
Wow she really pulled a dirty matty
Dirty Matty
Where you cannot make a girl orgasm
Mate, I’m really struggling with doing a Dirty Matty
Dirty matti
The coolest thing ever, you will always want to be a dirty matti
"I'm so jealous, my friend is a dirty matti"