dirty moe
a condition otherwise known as pinkeye.when someone places the index and ring finger in thier rectum then poking an unsuspecting person in the eyes.
dude did you see drews eyes!" "DIRTY MOE?""yep
dirty moe
wen u mommys in da bed. right. but den da nex minet u having amongus pop it rainbow sex
you: Yeah last night me and your mommy hit a dirty moe.