dirty mouse
The act of soaking a mouse in 100 proof alcohol and inserting it into a person anus and letting it wiggle around to arouse the prostate and get you intoxicated.
Tool- "hey man what are you doing tonight?"
Andrew- "idk man probably taking a dirty mouse or two!"
Andrew- "idk man probably taking a dirty mouse or two!"
Dirty Mickey Mouse
When the male/female orgasm mimics Mickey Mouses "ho-ho" at climax preferably during anal intercourse.
Damn girl, I would Dirty Mickey Mouse you tonight!
The Dirty Pillow Mouse Trap
The act of defecating under one's pillow, in hopes they will put their hand underneath their pillow, and receive a stinky surprise.
"I cant wait til that fucker goes to sleep tonight and gets his hand stuck in the dirty pillow mouse trap I left him!"