Alaskan Waffle
An unshaven vagina that has been infected by a rash. Similar to a blue waffle, but the difference lies with whether or not the vagina has been shaved. Can also be called "The Sarah Palin Waffle."
Ted: Holy crap Margaret, you have Alaskan Waffle!
Margaret: Oh my God, Ted! I knew something was up when I started itching my "down under" uncontrollably last week! I'd better see a specialist about my Alaskan Waffle!
Margaret: Oh my God, Ted! I knew something was up when I started itching my "down under" uncontrollably last week! I'd better see a specialist about my Alaskan Waffle!
Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose
During some hardcore 3-way intercourse, with 2 obese black men and a white chick...the black men sandwich her (one dick in her vag and one dick in her asshole) while the moose whips her with twizzlers, while someone is stuffing her face with waffles...black men love sugar.
Moose: Last night, I participated the Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose with your mom...IT WAS NASTY!