dirty nathan

When a guy a has a raging boner and jerks the hell out of it. And once the time is right, he cums straight into a desk fan. Which leads to him being covered completly in his own sticky goo.

when you sit in your orange room all day listening to music constantly looking at your phone to see if people text you becuase your lonely

A dirty Nathan, pertains to, the act of sucking your own dick, while simultaneously sticking the leg of a chair up your ass while standing on your head. The leg of the chair is covered in Vaseline, and a 10 pound weight on top of the chair. You stand on your head as the weight slowly slides the entire foot and a half long chair leg up into your innards. You then blow your load in your own mouth and it drips out your nose into your eyes.

When a person sticks a cucumber Atleast 7inches up their anus and has to get it surgically removed at the hospital

When you stick your tounge in a girl's asshole and then proceed to make out with her.

When you fuck a homies mom with your 35 inch cock

When you tell your teacher in class that if you shag a toaster you’ll burn your cock then smile as the teachers face starts to go red